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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

 

Al-Qaeda Supporting Democrats to Win the Mid-Term Elections (Expect their pre-election message of hope for Democrats soon)

The following is the presumed Al-Qaeda pre-election message of hope and support for the Democrat Party in the 2006 mid-term elections against the mean and viscious party of American aggression towards peaceful Muslim freedom fighters in Iraq, Afghanistan, and all the World.

"My Dear American Democratic Party Friends, fellow George Bush haters, and American Imperialists Army and Navy haters:

Osama Bin Laden himself expresses his thanksgiving for the American Democratic Party and their highly skilled efforts along with like-minded American progressive journalists friends in the American media, to presuade Americans to support Democrats in the November mid-term elections. We need your support in the American government if we are to prevail against the American imperialists army and navy.

Osama Bin Laden is thankful for American Democrats and their like-minded American progressive journalists friends in the American media, and Osama Bin Laden himself sends an uplifting message to the Democrat Party in hopes of springing them to the polls and defeating the evil George Bush, his political devil party, and the American imperialists army and navy.

Once American Democrats win all their mid-term elections in November, I look forward to meeting with American Democrats in hopes of normalizing relations between al-Qaeda and the American Democratic Party, so that we can spread more of the Islamic faith into the American Democratic Party, plot to rid the world of the evil George Bush, his political devil party, and the American imperialists army and navy.

Allahu Akbar* and Death to America."

* Allah is the Greatest

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