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Monday, September 25, 2006


Clinton Combative Trying to Claim He Wanted to Kill UBL in Fox Interview

I think Fox News Sunday's ratings just went up.

It's starting to slowly get out there that former connoisseur-in-chief of White House blowjobs Bill Clinton threw a hissy fit on "Fox News Sunday" with Anchor Chris Wallace over the weekend.

"In a combative interview on "Fox News Sunday," former President Clinton defended his handling of the threat posed by Osama bin Laden, saying he tried to have bin Laden killed and was attacked for his efforts by the same people who now criticize him for not doing enough." EXCREMENT. TOTAL EXCREMENT.

The interview was conducted during the three-day conference of the "Clinton Global Initiative," a thinktank devoted to coaching young women and girls proper oral sex techniques, so that pervs like Bill can continue to get some.

The combative interview is a result of a man looking for a Presidential legacy, which in the minds of many Americans is ensconced firmly on a blue stained dress with Clinton Presidential semen that should be in that double-wide brothel library in Little Rock.

"They ridiculed me for trying [to kill UBL]," Clinton said, but as we can see in the movie and read in testimony by Clinton aides, Der Schlick Meister was much more interested in oral sex, focus groups, and his poll numbers than he was in getting UBL.

When he was asked "Did you do enough to connect the dots and go after Al Qaida?" "Clinton accused host Chris Wallace of a "conservative hit job" and asked: "I want to know how many people in the Bush administration you asked, 'Why didn't you do anything about the Cole?' I want to know how many people you asked, 'Why did you fire Dick Clarke?'"" Boy, Clinton be pissed. But the Cole happened on his watch, and he didn't do anything about it either.

"Clinton said he "worked hard" to try to kill bin Laden, but we all know that there was something much HARDER he was working with when he sprinkled Monica Lewinsky with his love juice, instead of tending to "official" national affairs.

In the interview Clinton said, "We contracted with people to kill him. I got closer to killing him than anybody's gotten since," but we know when it came to pulling the trigger, that the buck stopped somewhere else down the hall from the Oval Office, and nobody wanted to take responsibility when Clinton wouldn't back them.

Clinton told Wallace, "And you got that little smirk on your face and you think you're so clever, but I had responsibility for trying to protect this country." That right there should have made Wallace break out into laughter.

Over course, on liberal NBC's "Meet the Press," Tim Russert brought his soft ball and Clinton creamed him just like he did Monica Lewinsky.

Screw the Godless libs!

It's strange to hear you imply that only "pervs like Bill" are interested in teaching young women and girls proper oral sex techniques.

Is oral sex still a perversion or did we make it out of the Victorian era alive?
It was more of an ode to the days of Guigi Carminati.
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